About WeardleahKelwinjc
Miranda Kerr:
Miranda Kerr
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Information:
Name: Miranda Kerr
Born: 1983-04-20
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2008), How I Met Your Mother (2007), The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2007), The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2006)
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Adam Baldwin:
Adam Baldwin Naked
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Information:
Name: Adam Baldwin
Born: 1962-02-27
Height: 1.93
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Filmography:
The Visitor (1997), Pursuit of Happiness (2001), The Keyman (2002), Kill.switch (2003), Lover's Knot (1996)
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Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the
typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'
DrudWaverlymj
A policeman came upon a super-salesman about
to jump from a bridge
and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do
that !!!"
The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound
on his views
on the shaky economy, declining family life and
Clinton politics.
Shortly thereafter, they both jumped.
RoscoDaelange
Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see
if he
did.
YerachmielOwainsz
Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My
sister's
fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.
Dad: No, I'm not
coming out. She's going to have to learn to look
after herself.
ApRhysKaseytb
What did the bunny say when he only had
thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
FarnumHaivI
The young Southern belle came to the hospital
for a
check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?", asked the doctor.
"Nope,"
she replied, "But ah've been ultra-violated."
VernayNerveyx
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian
soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?
A: About 10 pounds.
HarlowePrescottvn
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing
knives
BatGofriediZ
What did one flea say
to the other after a
night out ?
Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
HuntingtonFunsanRG
Q:
Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one
else will do it for them
KeldenAntoineSq