About OllieSeafraVs
Alex Kingston:
Alex Kingston Naked
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Information:
Name: Alex Kingston
Born: 1963-03-11
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Covington Cross (1992), The Poseidon Adventure (2005), Hannay (1989), This Space Between Us (2000), The Rosie O'Donnell Show (2002)
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Adam Gregory:
Adam Gregory
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Information:
Name: Adam Gregory
Born: 1987-12-28
Height: 0
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Filmography:
17 Again (2009), Just Jordan (2008), Wizards of Waverly Place (2008), Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009), 90210 (2008)
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How do we know the Indians were the first
people in North America?
They had reservations.
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Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
to change
a lightbulb ?
A: None. "Well it's not really a
question of should we change it or
should we not change the lightbulb,
but more a question of...(blah blah
waffle)"
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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He
liked to chop and change !
NinianFelicianoep
Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
the other.
'Yes!'
agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'
ChechaWinefieldjz
Customer: I'd like a watch that tells
time.
Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time?
Customer: No, you
have to look at it.
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Q: What does a proud computer call his
little son?
A: A microchip off the old block.
TabbartBrychanLn
Q: Why
don't blind people
skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
DelmorDavicB
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read
Shakespeare ?
Pupil: No
Teacher: What have you read then
?
Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
SiawnCelsusCL
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba
!
Abba who ?
Abba'out turn !
Quick march!
HaiZedekiahnZ
Policeman: Didn't you see
the signs
with the speed limit?
Driver: I thought they were just
suggestions.
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